Blueberry Funded

Blueberry Funded Rules — Human Version

😴 No Consistency Rule

No consistency requirement

Trader:
“So I can just gamble one big trade? 😈”

Firm:
“Yeah… but don’t cry after that one loss.”

💤 Inactivity Rule

No trade in 30 days = suspension

Trader (trying to be disciplined):
“I’ll wait for A+ setup only 🧘‍♂️”

Firm:
“Too slow… account paused ⏸️”

💣 1.5% Risk Per Trade

All revenge trades = ONE trade

Trader:
“That loss wasn’t valid… re-enter 😡”

Also Trader:
“Again… and again…”

Firm:
“Combined loss = 1.5% 💀
Nice try.”

🔄 Revenge Trade Logic

Same direction within 10 min = same trade idea

Trader Brain:
“This is a new trade 😤”

Firm:
“No bro… same emotional damage.”

📉 Drawdown Rule (Instant Accounts)

Drawdown doesn’t reset after payout

Trader:
“Finally payout 😍 let me withdraw everything 💸”

Next Day:
“Why is my account dying so fast???”

Firm:
“You removed your safety net 🤡”

📰 News Trading Rule

No entry/exit 2 min before/after news

Trader:
“Quick scalp during news spike ⚡ easy money”

Firm:
“Violation detected 🚨 profits = gone”

🎯 TP Trigger Problem

Trader:
“I didn’t close… TP hit automatically 😭”

Firm:
“Still counts. Still illegal.”

🛑 Stop-Loss Exception

Trader:
“So SL is allowed?”

Firm:
“Yes… but only if you behaved 6 hours earlier like a good boy.”

🔁 Copy Trading

Only your own accounts

Trader:
“I’ll copy signals from Telegram guru 🧠”

Firm:
“Nope… trade your own brain.”

🧵 Final Meme Summary (Post Ending)

“Blueberry rules are simple:

• No consistency needed ✅
• But don’t revenge trade ❌
• Don’t touch news ❌
• Don’t over-withdraw ❌
• Don’t be inactive ❌

Basically…

You’re free… but only if you act like you’re not free 🤡📉”